Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life-like, you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?" the State Trooper asks.
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" he asked.
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
"Oh Hellooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!!"
(If you didn't realize by now, this did not happen to me; its a joke and I thought it was vastly amusing!)
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2 comments:
Too funny I might have to use that one!!! My family would stroke out! BUT only true friends such as yourself would see the humor in such a situation ;P
OH that's so funny. For a mintute I was thinking "Rebecca!"
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